Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Maximus and the Air Conditioner

70 degrees up here today, great for people and Whammer Hammers, not so great for Huskies. But stick an AC vent on one and...


Took both dogs to the Glen Avon baseball fields tonight for some off-leash time.  Lucky for Max, we also found the last snowbank in possibly all of Duluth.  Chase Izzy... sprint to the snowbank to recharge... chase Izzy... sprint to the snowbank to recharge... etc., etc.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Serenity now!

Challenged Client of the Day...

Owner brings in a dog this morning for limping, and, oh, by the way, she has this lump in her mouth.  It takes me all of 10 seconds to recognize the dog has a torn cruciate in the hind leg, and oh, by the way, it has what looks like a malignant squamous cell carcinoma growing from its gumline.  I break the bad news to the owner... oral surgery would be about $400 but would not be guaranteed to resolve the problem as SCC is highly recurrent.  And the dog needs $2500 worth of knee surgery to boot.

And wouldn't you know it, sure enough, the owner, with tears in her eyes, looks at me and says, "Well, as long as she's here, can we get her vaccines?"

Grrrr............

Crazy Max Seems to be Doing Just Fine

It turned out that line I saw on the x-ray was not a fracture... of course, that didn't stop it from confusing two orthopedic specialists either.  I went in on Max's shoulder on Monday and found no fracture line on his glenoid tubercle, but did find the acromion (which is the end of the scapular spine) had broken.  So I removed it, and the dopey puppy is already trying to leap off stairs and wrestle with anybody he can get his mouth on.

I neutered him while he was under too... of course, he was cryptorchid with one of his testicles trapped in his abdomen, so he ended up getting three incisions.  Lucky dog.  Again, he doesn't seem to care.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Yet Another Reason Not to Own a Weimeranrer

Max was wrestling with Izzy this afternoon and she dive-bombed him with all four feet, breaking his shoulder blade.  Stupid dog (Izzy, not Max).


He'll be having surgery later this week.

Zach builds a cone cairn

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Since when is Silence of the Lambs not a horror movie?

So in the Oscars tonight, they do a tribute to horror movies, and the moron actors from Twlight (if you want to know how I feel about Twilight, I would encourage you to read the Oatmeal's interpretation at http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight) come out and tell us that the Academy hasn't honored a horror movie since The Exorcist.

Just a bleeping minute, here.  The Exorcist won two Oscars... for Sound and Screenplay.  No offense, but big whoopty do.  It also received those awards in 1974.  Meanwhile, Silence of the Lambs won five Oscars in 1992.  It swept the Big 5 categories... Screenplay, Actor (Anthony Hopkins), Actress (Jodie Foster), Director (Jonathon Demme), and Picture.  Seriously, did anybody watch SotL and think, "You know, I think this is more of a suspense movie, not really a horror movie"?  The stupid Academy even showed clips from it in the montage!

Man, I accidentally went to see that by myself in downtown St. Paul, hearing it was a good movie but having no idea what it was about.  It took the entire bus ride back to Macalester for the blood to return to my arms, and I sat in my room staring at the wall for 2 hours with the lights on after I got back because I couldn't sleep and was scared out my mind to turn the lights off.  You would think the Academy would at least get its own history right...

Saturday, March 6, 2010

New Puppy Movies and Photos

I've been derelict in updating this blog with photos and movies of our new demon puppy, Maxmius.  We euthanized poor old Denali back in January before our travels... she lived a wonderful life, but her mind was gone and she ran from us whenever we tried to pet her anymore.

So Max is our new monster, and a monster he is.  I hope you enjoy the myriad of photos and movies we have been taking of him as he puts poor Izzy in her place...










Can you find the real animal in this photo?